god my codebase is hell
"codebase"
code asexual
codebase's

your codebase
is code asexual

paste code. we'll diagnose its relationship with engineering.

persona:
PROFILE ID: pasted-snippet diagnostic report
verdict
tier: —
relationship status
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last touched
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seeking
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love language
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red flags
    green flags
      therapist's notes
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      "Ah yes… code asexual."

      born from an iphone autocorrect suggestion.
      now a clinical framework for codebases that have given up on intimacy.